GRACE: Matt, come hear what Samira did to this girl who made the mistake of getting her ethnicity wrong.

MATT: I’ll have to hear it later.  You guys will never believe what just happened.

GRACE: What?

MATT: Ok, so I was trying to study

SAMIRA: But not succeeding.

MATT: Quiet you.  I was string to study in my room, and all of a sudden I hear all this commotion in the hall.  So I look out and there are all these campus police officers gathered around someone’s room.  Of course I can’t study will all the noise (eye rolling, a look) so I go down to check it out.  And that’s when I see it.

MIKE: So how long did you say you've been here?

SAMIRA; A couple months. I've been staying again.with my parents.

JENNY: Wait, your parents are here?

SAMIRA: Yeah...oil brat.

EVERYONE: Ahhhhh.

(Samira's new boyfriend Christian has just exited)

SAMIRA: So now you've met him

RACHEL: He's nice. 

SAMIRA: That's all you have to say?

RACHEL: I mean...he's just so....white. I didn't expect him to be so white.

(Shoe store in Midtown Manhattan. Emily, Ashley, and Diana are looking for shoes, Samira is bored along for the ride )

EMILY: What about these? Do they look good on me?

SAMIRA: They're so high....are you going to be able to walk by the end of the night?

EMILY: Four inches is really not that bad, I swear. I'll keep flip-flops in my clutch or something.